Gratuitous Tits & Ass Post!

I was browsing the internet looking for things I can use for Necromunda and the like when I find the website Wargame Exclusive. Now I'm not sure who runs it but there are some pretty cool models on there. Mainly female ones with their tits out, but cool nontheless. Now as a fan of the 40K fluff I'm always glad to see new models set in that universe. The site has enough changes to the descriptions of the races in it to avoid C & C's from GW, but if the feminists find the site then it's gamer stereotype frenzy from them!

Female Guardswoman

This is a nice(ish) model of what I believe is a female Imperial Guardswoman. Looks like she's wearing suspenders and not much else. I can only imagine she is crouching down to obtain cover but I am sure that is not codex best operating practice for holding the lasgun. 

Female Guardswoman

Female Admech

This is a really nice model, big gun, mechanical bits and tits out. What? Tits out. I suppose because of all that trying to get closer to the machine and whatnot one must disassociate from bodily pleasures and all that and therefore all the other Adeptus Mechanicus employees don't get distracted and stare at her jubblies all day. I personally think they should be not so impossibly pert. unless of course they are in fact grenade launchers. That would be cool.

Admech Boobies

Female Witch hunter

At least the Inquisition have a sense of decorum! A push up bra top is the order of the day when hunting down heretics and mutants. Of course looking sexy is also a good way to discourage slack jawed yokels from becoming members of dirty Slaanesh cults. That is presumably the plan anyway. 

Madonna The Witch Hunter

Repentia Girls

The two faux Sisters of Battle Repentia troops are pretty cool models the first one nonchalantly holding a fully loaded chainsword. she can barely keep herself in her bra when she's at ease so when she starts flailing around with that big weapon, who knows what will occur? 

Poser

The second one is presumably called Sister Forgetfulness as she has clearly forgotten adequate footwear and a top to keep the chill off. I'm not sure what her sins were but if the management of the Adeptus Sorroritas allow that as a soldiers uniform then the whole organization seems nothing more than a burlesque show!

Bitty

Female Chaos Renegade

To be honest, with Slaanesh and the all round nastiness of chaos in general I thought this model a bit tame. Yes, it has demonic claws copping a feel of pert chaos norks but it is no more risque than any of the previous models. I like the big piranha type gun too. probably should have looked like a dildo though. 

Chaos Bitty

Dark Eldar Head Holding Bint

Virtually nude but as Eldar are virtually the same as human is not weird right? Another very nice model but it's huge base makes it look impractical for table top games. It's also hard to tell what kind of head she is holding. Maybe it's a zombie apocalypse in the 41st millenium!

Dirty Filthy Eldar!

Naked Tau!

Yes that's what it was called (or to be exact naked Alien in the guise of Tau). I looked at some of the other angles and yes, her alien buttocks are free. What she is actually doing with/at her gun is unclear. What is pretty clear to me is she's a rude little alien running round strange planet killing innocent people!

Bold Girl, er Xenos.

Necron Gurls

These are just odd. Necrons (or whatever they are called in Wargame Exclusive world) are just some robots with big awkward weapons and yes, boobies. Admittedly metal boobies that can hurt the unwary but boobies all the same. i,m not a big fan of Necrons in the non titillating GW universe and I'm not a fan of these either. 

Metal Boobies

Vroom Vroom!

Now to the best things on the site. A selection of rather tasty gothic vehicles for me to use in my Inquisimunda games. I really like them but they're €40 a pop. There is a buy them all for €150 type deal but even I suspect I can't justify spending that on a game I play occasionally. On the other hand, if I build up my Genestealer Cult army then they would make some rather sexy coven limousines.  

Buy me these!

So I'm quietly trying to convince myself I don't want to paint more naked flesh, but I'm it's hard. the main stumbling block is the excessive cost. so until those six numbers come up, don't expect much naked boob, alien or otherwise on this blog.

Thanks for reading.

Bare Breasted Barbarian Buxom Beauties!

 My first blog of the year was all very well intentioned, it was supposed to be about what I planned to do with my vast selection of unpainted models, how I was going to come up with some disgracefully unbeatable army lists, build epic scenery that would put Warhammer World to shame and stuff like that. Then I started looking over my meagre viewing stats and came to the following conclusion, if you put tits (or some derivative name for tits) in your blog title then you get more views. My most viewed post 'Mutated Tits Out For The Lads' is proof. Some of the search words used to find my post were 'mutated tits', 'fat hairy tits' and 'mutant tits'. I'll be honest the sort of person who does put that in their search , probably isn't looking for converted 40K miniatures but rather something altogether less pleasant.
Anyway all this digression leads me away from the real subject of this post, some old School Barbarian Ladies from the 1980's that I painted up a long time ago but still quite like.

Behold: Jubblies!

'Oh No! My wizardy robes have come undone just as I was about to fireball the shit out of you!'

This is an old Citadel wizard that I have used mainly for roleplaying purposes but made it on to a few battlefields where magical ability took precedent over common decency.

Very pert Executioner type Barbarian and Peek-a-Boo Sally

The next two are nice characterful topless Barbarians, the one on the right is from Citadel, the one on the left is from Black Tree Designs, but when I bought it they were called Icon , I think. The most remarkable thing about this model is she is wearing a mask to pressumably cover up her hideousness but at the same time show off her impossibly pert norks. Women, eh?

Two Buxom Bare Breasted Barbarian Beauties

 Lastly are another two Citadel barbarian girls, the one on the left almost seems transgendered judging by her mannish face whereas the other is considerable  more feminine. I always feel that they are best suited to dungeon crawls as NPC's. The sort of plot devices that have managed to escape from their cells by outwitting the imbecillic guard, stolen his weapons but decided that there simply isn't enough time to put some clothes on.

The cheeky rear view.

I don't really buy half naked female models anymore, which is unfortunate as they are much fitter these days, but I thought I'd like to share these anyway as models like this just don't get the publicity they deserve!

A Cunning Plan

Well my blog page views have hit a hundred And after reaching this somewhat pathetic milestone I wonder what it takes to make a successful blog. Well I suppose content has a lot to do with it, so by actually writing a passage about getting more page views could possible get me more page views, thus the cycle is perpetuated by unwitting readers. So in an attempt to entrap other viewers I will put some interesting labels in this post to see if it becomes any more popular.
Battle Report This entry doesn't contain any.
Adult Themes Again sorry none of that.
Scenes of a Sexual Nature Nope not really.
Brightly Coloured Headings Hell yeah!
Underlined and Bold Headings Of course.
Another of my ploys to get this read is by putting a link in my signature to here in all the forums I frequent and then spam the shit out of them, so far Eastern Fringe users show me love and Frothers Unite sometimes look too, unfortunately two of the bigger forums, warseer and Dakka Dakka are so far ignoring me. There are quite a lot of other wargamy sites to start annoting as well like Dice Troll, Bell Of Lost Souls, and Terragenesis.
Of course I could also send out begging letters as well but they probably wouldn't be very cost effective when you consider the cost of stamps.
I suppose I could always bit the bullet and write something worth reading, but that just smacks of real effort.