This is the worst figure in my collection, a truly dire dwarf adventurer I think. If there was an award for lazy talent less sculpting then this lead piece of cack surely must be a shoe in. I didn't intentionally buy it, it was hidden in an old box of Heroquest that I bought in a car boot sale for about £2. Luckily for the old geezer that sold it to me, he was long gone before I found this epic fail of a miniature. On the plus side there was also another dozen lead figures in the box that didn't make me feel sick. Now don't get me wrong I am not a brilliant scupter, but I'd like to think I could do a better job with a size 4 desert spoon.
|Dung in lead form|
Maybe I can start a trend of blogs where talent less individuals post their pathetic attempts online to showcase their incompatibility with creativity. Oops, I've just realised that's what this blog is all about.